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martes, abril 05, 2005

Talking 'bout the revolution

Me fui a comprar los discos de novalima (están geniales) y sin querer, y por fortuna, me topé en la tienda con esta joyita. Escuché una buena versión de esta canción hecha por Molotov pero, ya saben, nunca tanto.

Conclusión: la revolución es divertida, aún sin coca cola.

Revolution Will Not Be Televised
by Gil Scott-Heron

You will not be able to stay home, brother.
You will not be able to plug in, turn on and cop out.
You will not be able to lose yourself on skag and skip out for beer during commercials,
because the revolution will not be televised.

The revolution will not be televised.
The revolution will not be brought to you by Xerox in 4 parts without commercial interruptions.
The revolution will not show you pictures of Nixon blowing a bugle and leading a charge by John Mitchell, General Abrams and Spiro Agnew to eat hog maws confiscated from a Harlem sanctuary.
The revolution will not be televised.

The revolution will not be brought to you by the Schaefer Award Theatre and will not star Natalie Woods and Steve McQueen or Bullwinkle and Julia.
The revolution will not give your mouth sex appeal.
The revolution will not get rid of the nubs.
The revolution will not make you look five pounds thinner, because the revolution will not be televised, Brother.

There will be no pictures of you and Willie May pushing that shopping cart down the block on the dead run, or trying to slide that color tv into a stolen ambulance.
NBC will not be able predict the winner at 8:32 on report from 29 districts.
The revolution will not be televised.

There will be no pictures of pigs shooting down brothers on the instant replay.
There will be no pictures of pigs shooting down brothers on the instant replay.
There will be no pictures of Whitney Young being run out of Harlem on a rail with a brand new process.
There will be no slow motion or still life of Roy Wilkens strolling through Watts in a Red, Black and Green liberation jumpsuit that he had been saving for just the proper occasion.
Green Acres, Beverly Hillbillies, and The Hooterville Junction will no longer be so damned relevant, and women will not care if Dick finally gets down with Jane on Search for Tomorrow because Black people will be in the street looking for a brighter day.
The revolution will not be televised.

There will be no highlights on the eleven o'clock news and no pictures of hairy armed women liberationists and Jackie Onassis blowing her nose.
The theme song will not be written by Jim Webb or Francis Scott Key, nor sung by Glen Campbell, Tom Jones, Johnny Cash, Englebert Humperdink, or the Rare Earth.
The revolution will not be televised.

The revolution will not be right back after a message about a white tornado, white lightning, or white people.
You will not have to worry about a dove in your bedroom, the tiger in your tank, or the giant in your toilet bowl.
The revolution will not go better with Coke.
The revolution will not fight the germs that may cause bad breath.
The revolution will put you in the driver's seat.

The revolution will not be televised, will not be televised, will not be televised, will not be televised.
The revolution will be no re-run, brothers;
The revolution will be live.

8 Comments:

Blogger Onophrius said...

la revolución es divertida, creeme.

5:26 p. m.

 
Blogger Onophrius said...

seguro que te has picado por que se acabó tu fiesta.... andaaaaa.... admitelo!


(You will not have to worry about a dove in your bedroom, the tiger in your tank, or the giant in your toilet bowl. The revolution will not go better with Coke. y eso, sin política, es divertido :D)

5:35 p. m.

 
Anonymous Anónimo said...

Sergio!!!! Recoge tu pañal !!!!!
Discúlpelo Señor Onophrius, mi Sergito sigue haciendo cagadas

La Mamá de Sergio (ay! qué verguenza!)

7:19 p. m.

 
Blogger Juan Manuel Robles said...

no sólo la revolución es divertida, también las ostras de la polémica.

11:47 a. m.

 
Anonymous Anónimo said...

Sr. Onophrius... saludos

Ud parece estar al mando despues del abandono de la reina y de muchos de sus seguidores (estaba apunto de incluirme)

mis respetos. :)

2:53 a. m.

 
Blogger konus said...

Le dejo un saludo... pasaba por acá y entré sin golpear.

Actualizame!
[www.konus.cl]
saludos

5:36 p. m.

 
Anonymous Anónimo said...

no entiendo, si tanto le jode al Sergio ese, es bien facil no entrar a la pagina. si viene por aca (como todos nosotros), es por elección propia, nadie lo obliga. tu dale nomás Javier, que de eso se trata un blog.

10:16 a. m.

 
Blogger Eduardo Villanueva said...

UNA VEZ VI UNA PORNO Y LA PROTAGONISTA UTILIZABA A LOS HOMBRES PARA ARMAR SU REVOLUCIÓN! ELLA NO TENIA NOVIOS NI HUEVADAS: REVOLUTION IS MY BOYFRIEND! NO TIENE NADA Q VER PERO ME HIZO ACORDAR. SALUDOS.

6:16 p. m.

 

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